Big Fat Brooke

Back when I was much younger and dumber, I met a girl in college, Brooke.  We hit it off and perhaps there could have been some more good times then.  But I couldn't see past that she was athletic and not the perky, petite young woman that perhaps I wanted to find (see below?)

As a result things went nowhere fast.  I think I recall ignoring her at a party.  She was none too pleased as I was so nice a few days before.  Later I called her "Big Fat Brooke" to my friend Rob.  He made fun of me, saying 'you were all ga-ga last week and now she's Big Fat Brooke'.

So perhaps an amend would be in order.  But as the country song goes, I don't even know her last name.